Q & A: funny new jokes to tell me when you come from and what they mean lol?

question of Trevi : funny new jokes to tell me when you come from and what they mean lol A young guy bought a shiny new bike with nickel and chrome abgedeckt.Er? asked the salesman, I can do to protect it from rust? the seller replied, when it comes to rain, immediately Vaseline on all bare parts beginnt.Bald invited his friend to him for a big family in their Eltern.Am day of the event, he parked his bike outside and went to see it more than 80 guests at the Tisch.Die girl's father told him that is in our house there is a custom, which has the first word after the meal, wash all the dishes the moment sagt.In everyone finished eating, It was very quiet. For two hours, no one said a word. Finally, the boy had enough, he pulled aside some of the dishes, put his girlfriend on the table and struck her in front of all Augen.Niemand Wort.Eine said a further half hour goes by, the boy takes the girl and mother does the same with her. to speak once again, no one dares. Suddenly it starts to rain, so the boy pulls the Vaseline from the Tasche.Da I said now, the girl's father: She won, Ill do the Gerichte.Eine absolutely stunning 23 year old girl desperately wanted to be rich ..... but they certainly do not have to work. She did not know how the thought of marrying a rich man, because it would only put a damper on all of their party action. After a lot of thought, decided it was their best bet, some really old rich guy, so that their departure would be from the party scene to get married shortly. Searching for a good deal, they set their sights on a West Texas oilman / rancher, 90 years old urge war.Nach wooing the man with everything they had, they were married. He flew to Manhattan for the honeymoon, taking in the best suite in the fanciest hotel in town. After she walked into her room, the old man into the bathroom. The girl draped in the sexiest and Teddy had stretched on the bed and thought how after only one night, she committed a very rich widow. Currently, the old man is walked out of the bathroom sporting the enormous erection the girl had ever seen, and it was wrapped in a condom. The old man had cotton balls stuffed in both ears and a clothespin on his nose. Jumping out of bed, asked the girl: "Why the hell do you want to look like ?"..... The old man laughed and said," Darlin ', there are two things in this world that I simply do not like. .... the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber. "A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at an expensive restaurant in Uptown New York.Der ambassador was so by the beauty and presence Secretary of excited that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her to never insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided it simply down. "I will marry you only under three conditions." "Everything, everything," said the Ambassador. "First, you have to buy me a 14-carat gold wedding ring with 72 carats of diamonds, with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, took the message of his cell phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said. "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a difficult situation, "Secondly, I would like, I am building a 58-acre property in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France. "stressed the Ambassador his cell phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, said he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!" The secretary was very frightened and knew she must think of a full proposal, which would be impossible to meet. "Finally," she said. "I will marry only if you have a 10-inch penis." A sad face befell the ambassador, and he hollow his face in his Händen.Nach crying in his mother tongue for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!" A young guy drops his girlfriend at her home after together in a day. As the front door, he reached leans against the house with one hand and says to her: "How about a blowjob?" "What, you're crazy" "Do not worry, it will be fast," he shall have it! friend. "No, somebody might see us ..."" It's just a little bubble," he stressed, "and I know you like it." "No, I said no," "Baby not so ... be. "" Come on Baby pleeeeaassseee "" I'm not going to give you a blow job "" Why not ... it will soon I promise baby? "Suddenly, the girl is a younger sister at the door in her nightgown, with her hair chaos, and rubbed his eyes. She looks at her and smirks, "Dad says to tell your friend Best Answer: Wed reply GargVK
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