Women ... funny or not? Which is more true at least & what?

question from John P : Women ... funny or not? Which is more true at least & what? White woman first date: You get her good-night Kuss.Zweiter day: You get to grope all over and make aus.Dritte date: You get to have sex, but only in the Missionarsstellung.Irische woman first date You both get drunk and have Sex.Second Date: You both get drunk and have Sex.20. Anniversary: ​​You both get drunk and have Sex.Italienischen woman first date: you take it to a game and an expensive Restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and Fleischbällchen.Drittes Date: You have sex, they want you and get married there on a 3-carat Ring.5. Birthday: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of Sex.6. Anniversary: ​​You find a woman Freundin.Jüdische first date: You get dynamite Kopf.Second Date: You get more great Kopf.Drittens date: They say they will marry and never again Kopf.Chinesische woman first date: You get her an expensive dinner now, but nothing passiert.Zweiter day: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens wieder.Dritte issue: You do not even get to the third date and you already realized nothing passiert.Indische woman first date: Meet her Eltern.Zweiter Reminder: Set the date of issue Hochzeit.Dritte: Hochzeitsnacht.Schwarze first woman Date: You get her a real expensive dinner kaufen.Second Date: You get her and her friends to buy a real expensive Abendessen.Drittes Date: You get to meet their rent bezahlen.Zehnter day: She's pregnant by someone other than Ihnen.Mexikanischen woman first date "You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila and have sex in the back of her Wagens.Second Date: She's schwanger.Drittes Date: She moves a week later ~ mom, dad, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all her children, her grandmother, her father was the friend of the mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home, nice to be, but now looks like a house along the Rio Grande. The point? DO not you just love Irish women? You, you're a fool if this joke is anything else would be sexist, but you are a top post .. . . Go ahead with your bad self Best Answer: Wed response from You
racist, forget about 1000000000 other types of women.

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