Monday, April 25, 2011

Q & A: Dating rituals (not meant racially ANY WAY BE): joke?

question by anna : Dating rituals (not meant to be racist in any way)? Joke White woman first date: You get her good-night Kuss.Zweiter day: You get to grope all over and make aus.Drittens Date: Siekennen to sex, but only in the first woman missionary position haben.Irische Date: You both get drunk and have Sex.Second Date: You both get drunk and have Sex.20. Anniversary: ​​You both get drunk and have Sex.Italienischen woman first date: They take in a game and a teureRestaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & Frikadellen.Drittes Date: You have sex, she wants you & insists on a 3-carat Ring to heiraten.5. Birthday: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of Sex.6. Anniversary: ​​You find a woman Freundin.Jüdische first date: You get dynamite Kopf.Second Date: You get more great Kopf.Drittens date: They say they will marry and never again Kopf.Chinesische woman first date: You get her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens kaufen.Zweiter day: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing passiert.Dritte Issue: You need not even get to the third date and you have already recognized ...... nothing happen wird.Indische woman first date: Meet her Eltern.Zweiter Reminder: Set the date of issue Hochzeit.Dritte: Hochzeitsnacht.Schwarze woman first date: You get her a real expensive dinner kaufen.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive Abendessen.Drittes Date: You get to meet their rent bezahlen.Zehnter day: She's pregnant by someone other than Ihnen.Mexikanischen woman first date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's schwanger.Drittes Date: She moves one week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all her children, her grandmother, her father was the friend of her mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and their three children move in and live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your house to be nice, but now looks like a house along the Rio Grande.Die Pointe is the story: ? DO not you just love Irish women I have come not with the wit Conor Best Answer: Wed response from Conor
But Irish women are white!

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