Q & A: what u think of this dating rituals? found this in my e-mail, should I be offended?

question by David M BONGIN ': what u think of this dating rituals? found this in my e-mail, should I be offended? Rendezvous rituals white woman first date: You get her good-night Kuss.Zweiter day: You get to grope all over and make aus.Dritte date: You get to have sex, but only in the MissionarsstellungPosition.Irische Woman First Date: You both get drunk and have Sex.Second Date: You both get drunk and have Sex.20. Anniversary: ​​You both get drunk and have Sex.Italienischen woman first date: you take it to a game and an expensive Restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Spaghettiund Frikadellen.Drittens Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat Ring.5. Birthday: You already have 5 kids together and hate on dieGedanken Sex.6. Anniversary: ​​You find a woman Freundin.Jüdische first date: You get dynamite Kopf.Second Date: You get more great Kopf.Drittens date: They say they will never marry and the woman Kopfwieder.Chinesische first date: You get her an expensive dinner To buy, but nichtsgeschieht.Zweiter day: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Not Again passiert.Dritte issue: You do not even get to the third date and you already realized nothing passieren.Indische woman first date: Meet her Eltern.Zweiter Reminder: Set the date of issue Hochzeit.Dritte: Hochzeitsnacht.Schwarze woman first date: you get her a real expensive dinner kaufen.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive Abendessen.Drittes Date: You get to meet their rent bezahlen.Zehnter day: She's pregnant by someone other than Ihnen.Mexikanischen woman first date: you buy her an expensive dinner, betrinkenTequila, and have sex in the back of her Wagens.Second Date: She's schwanger.Drittes Date: She moves to a week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of her children, her grandmother, her father was the friend of the mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three children move in ... and Sieleben of rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home, used to be nice, but now looks like a house along the RioGrande.Der point? DO not you just love Irish women? Best answer : Wed answer by The Kid
and I was cursed with a thing for Eskimo women, just my luck!

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